Monday, June 28, 2010

Far and away























What a blissful day. I stayed in mostly and out of the sun and away from all activity. Evening came and after a happy nap, I awoke and strolled to the restaurant located at the tip of the island where it stands on stilts out in the sea. Whipped by the wind and drizzle that come in, you look out and see the edge of grey where the full moon lurks behind, and the bright blue of night. Then you realise you are indeed in the middle of an ocean, and somehow you are embraced by this sweetness of spirit that ripple the water surface and turn the turquiose sea like an lantern beneath your feet. I contemplate with thanks all the grace of peace received today. I count my blessings the friends I embraced and those I missed. The heart of all quiet rests in my soul and sits with me like the dew on a lotus in the break of day.

A Perfect Circle - Take a look at this satellite image of Hurricane Celia

Celia continued to strengthen after this image was acquired. At 8:00 p.m. Pacific Daylight Time on June 24, 2010, the National Hurricane Center reported that Celia had strengthened to a Category 5 hurricane. By 8:00 a.m. the following morning, Celia had weakened to a Category 4 storm, but it still had maximum sustained winds of 240 kilometers (150 miles) per hour, said the National Hurricane Center.



On the morning of June 25, Celia was roughly 1,330 kilometers (825 miles) southwest of the southern tip of Baja California. The National Hurricane Center anticipated that Celia would continue to weaken as it tracked north and west across the Pacific Ocean. The storm was not forecast to come ashore over land.

[Off NASA website.]

Saturday, June 26, 2010

How I got AWAY last Saturday with Bliss when I missed an appointment on the island...

There are few experiences as blissful as when your mind and body is readied for some unwind time. There candlelight meditation was supposed to start at 6 pm and I walked to the Spa thinking this would be a lovely try out, a novel experience. I had called just earlier and was now at the spa lobby, but was then told that there was no other persons interested so the meditation session had been cancelled. I was disappointed to miss the opportunity. But it was already evening and half the long awaited weekend had ebbed away. So I asked if there were any chance I could get a treatment if the villas were not fully booked. I was lucky and I was scheduled in for one last appointment of the day at 7 pm, and the room was prepared so that I could get into the steam room to relax taut muscles and ease myself into the nice therapeutic rub down. The steam room was invigorating at 42 degrees and it was slightly exhilarating to stand in the open air shower facing the open ocean and hose down under the raindrop shower head. The therapist came in and after getting a good sense of what I wanted, went swiftly to work. It was superb and I wish that the treatment was only longer. But some extra time had already been alloted to me and I was very appreciative of it. The therapist has since left the spa to return to her home in Indonesia. Just a while ago, I wrote her a thank you note and wished her every success. With the bump in my head and given the monsoon weather that has struck the island all day, I would have loved to relax in the spa to get away once more and ease off into relased Wonder and sensory Lust. I will just have to locate the therapist I can be most comfortable with to replace the one that has left, and will have to patient. But I have always been lucky there.

What A Bump!

Perhaps I was plainly too delighted to have received the long awaited packages from Singapore, which after three weeks of being in transit and held up at Customs, was finally arrayed before me. I stooped to move the heaviest of the lot, shifting it to the side of the storeroom so that it would not obstruct the passageway. Then after letting the box down, I shoved it to rest at the corner and stooped up. I hit my head hard at the base of an electrical switchboard box and was just lucky enough to have been cut by it. But the mild concussion was enough to cause the back of my crown to feel acute pain, my eyes blinking against the harsh afternoon light and squinting in agony. The pain throbbed - literally - in waves, and I tried to steady myself. Later, the island's resort doctor very graciously brought me a NEX ice-pak which we left in the freezer to quickly chill. I spend the afternoon in pain, my eyes being more sensitive then usual and dizzy. The ice-pak sat gingerly over my head as I eased around my desk to work, trying to forget the pain. I could swear that for a while I did feel nauseous from the slight-headed dizziness, and headache inside my head. I found myself taking deeper breadths and slowing down. By evening, the pain had ripened into a low throbbing headache, exactly as if someone had hit you on the head with a bat. Your vision seems narrowed and greyed at the periphery. I hope my neurons can heal - I hate to be losing my memory after cramming in a great deal of new data for the coaching and training to be held here and around the region. Anyway, pain is only temporary - I worry about any permanent damage; fortunately, I am probably do done with being damaged now that whatever is left if probably beyond any hope of salvaging! I slept later than usual last night, after a long bout of laughter and jokes when some friends came over. It was a real relief. The dopamine the brain produces with laughter is definitely good medicine. If I had an aneurysm and flipped into a coma, I would have wanted to do laughing anyway and with the right company! But I woke up early as usual but felt almost unable to crawl out of bed. My head rolled from side to side just not wanting to be lifted. It was my sprained neck from the sudden impact. I finally lifted myself off the bed at about 7 am, which was already rather bright with the sun sending gleams of light through the swaying palms. I decided that it was best not to try and hit the gym as I might regularly do, but sit around and update my Facebook for a while. The headache is still lingering and I still feel sleepy and tired out. It may not be the bump but just the body intuitively easing into the weekend mode which does not exist here in these parts. My body will have to relearn that the old circadian as well as weekend routine in Singapore would not apply here. Fortunately, a great deal does not. That includes, walking from my room to the shoreline and instantly swimming out the edge of the reef which falls to about 30 metres below. Ijust want to free dive down and slip pass the reef wall into the great blue. All I need is a friend to add recklessness to beauty that is all around. I must be losing my sight right now.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Long Search For My New Mobile Is Over: Married to the Blackberry Storm2 9550

I guess for a while I thought I was surely married to SAMSUNG after the long five-year love affair with their phones. From the very first ultra light Windows Mobile Blackjack to the Omnia, I felt completely at ease with the way SAMSUNG made their mobile phones. In some ways, I felt it even included engineering that was superior to the iPhone. But the haptic response on the iPhone's capacitative touchscreen is highly addictive. I scoured the mobile phone stores for over three months, debating between Android and waiting for Windows Mobile 7, between HTC's HD2 and the SAMSUNG B7610, between the new Xperia and the Vivaz Pro. Then, just this afternoon as I was heading back from Suntec City on the MRT, there was this girl texting at incredible speed with both hands tapping away furiously on the QWERTY board on a touchscreen phone, which I realised was the Blackberry Storm. I wanted it when I first read it about it in June last year - probably in Men's Health US Edition. But I knew it would be sometime before we would see it in Singapore. I chanced on the phone at Lucky Plaza, famously for these parallel imports at ridiculously high prices. But after checking a few stores, found one which offered a stiff deal at S$640 with a 16GB microSD card, and accessories. I could not get the price down further and thought it would be a good buy to replace my aged Omnia. Afterall, at the SAMSUNG centre at Plaza Singapura, they would replace the metal casing for S$110 and even that needed five days. I was beginning to think that I should get a new phone.
Specifications wise, check out the Storm2's impressive line-up, which makes it a truly world-wide mobile phone. But PC Magazine's solid review makes this purchase a definitely great choice. I have installed the latest software driver and updated the phone, synchronised it with my Outlook and transferred my 1500 songs into its memory already. Perhaps a few more files and reference documents and I think I have made this my new laptop remote device. I can't be more happy. Also, with my pal Chong Jin whom I had drinks with this evening, we found another mobile store at Lucky Plaza that had an OEM leather flip pouch with a hard plastic cradle - quite just what I wanted and at just only S$25. What a grrrreat deal! I checked M1's Blackberry plan and if I were not leaving Singapore and relocating so soon, the basic plan would have worked very well for me. Anyway, I can still use the Mobile Broadband data plan on the Blackberry to exploit its connectivity features at no extra cost.
I am really pleased with this phone...!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Jordan Tay - Remembered this day, his 27th Birthday

Happy Birthday, Jordan. It would have been your 27th today and though you have been gone these past two years, you are fondly remembered. I hope this honours your memory in some small and humble way. The things you gave me are still cared for and treasured, and the conversations we had, forever warm in the urn of my memory. May the Lord bless and keep your spirit forever.

TAKING CHANCE - A HBO FILM

It's a remarkable story that was faithfully produced from an escort trip report originally prepared by LTC Michael Strobl for his superiors. He volunteered to do this duty of accompanying one of the US Marine Corp soldiers repatriated back to the US after being killed in Iraq. Then PFC Chance Russell Phelps (posthumously promoted to LCP) was already decorated with six ribbons for his action in the war theatre at Iraq, having been in the service for just a year and a half. There is nothing to make you feel raw in realising how much this young man was destined to do in his brief life, as son, brother, friend and soldier. His personal belongings on his body were washed and carried in a red velvet by LTC Strobl until he delivered these personal effects into the hands of Phelps' parents. From Strobl's own witnessing of the events he experienced as he undertook this particular duty, he became moved by the "chance" encounters which unfolded as his own companion in the casket evoked incredible response from all around, by strangers and passer-bys. Through this profoundly moving film, inspired by these true events, LCP Chance Phelps will be able to move even more hearts and minds towards the ideas of service and sacrifice which our selfish world often ignores and forgets. His story - that of Strobl and Phelps, have inspired many other servicemen to better understand and appreciate their calling and duty, and for others who serve in our own respective countries' armed forces, respect the duty, honour and dignity which in death is no less preserved for those who fell. I don't know if anyone could watch this film and not be moved. I hope that Phelps' parents and family, and friends, will always be comforted with the knowledge how his life and death has been so inspiring, and for Strobl, that the journey he undertook in April 2004, eight days after Phelps fell in Iraq, would awaken this great sense of appreciation we ought to have and press to remember, for those who served and have falled in service. Not just in these recent conflicts, but also those great wars of our fathers and grandfathers, where liberty of the free world was threatened by the madness of individuals and groups. For this reason, I hope we always remember all service men and women in our prayer, that they be safe and kept in God's care in their work, always. May they all return with success to their homes soon, and lead lives of peace and fulfilment.

Friday, April 23, 2010

TRX TOMORROW

That's Josh Schlottman with the heads up on what TRX is about. Niffy demonstration! I will be doing just that tomorrow. Actually, I am looking forward to it. When I first saw the personal trainer Nelson working the TRX reins with his client, I was very impressed with the form and efficacy of the movements. Well, will find out tomorrow morning. Yiaks!

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Eugene Cussons in Chimp Eden gets tickled by passing Chimp Grasshopper!

This is so serious... you know, listening to Eugene's South African accent and commentary... until he's reflecting on being away from the chimps in the Sanctuary and stoops down near the fence just to see one of the younger chimps come towards him and then pass by in some pretty laughable grasshopper skips. Then you look at Eugene and he's all tickled by it, and that really makes this clip so cute! Good to look at when you need some relief from all that email work piling up in the Inbox! Happy Easter everyone! I couldn't get the Bunny but hope the Chimp will do!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The compelling case for the SONY Alpha A700...

Gordon Laing, Editor of Cameralabs.com offers a terrific review of the technical specifications of the SONY Alpha A700. It's not the newest model, but its features and design still represent some classic thinking that will outlast minor technical and application updates.

Could the Sony Alpha DSLR-A900 be the Best HD Camera?

Fortunately, my sensible budget limits my option to forgo the new mobile phone and live with the Omnia I now use, and consider the A550L body alone or the A500. It will also depend on which deal is available and few places have stock for the body kit alone. If I had a choice, I would love the A700 because of the alloy body and not bother with it having few megapixels. Whatever the case, I do need a DSLR soon!

Silence of the lambs

I was really surprised to see the lambs all herded by the Scottish sheep dog along the hillside, and they all seemed to know exactly where they were heading. In fact, the lambs were all heading back to the very places and spots they were born. But what made this scene so unusual, in my mind, was the sheer silence of the hills, apart from the wind being caught in my ear. The sheep dog did its work without a bark, and the sheep were not bleating a bit. Then I realised these were all just lambs. Then it dawned on me how we have lost appreciation for the expression, "the silence of the lambs", except for the popular horror flick of the same name (Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster). I realise that we are so removed from our pastoral and agrigarian roots - hunter or cultivator - that these wonderful observations of nature are being lost. There is something eerie and peculiar to the modern mind to see lambs moving up the hillside in such silence. Perhaps, it is a survival instinct to keep predators afar through stealth. But perhaps it is just part of their compliant nature? The silence of lambs: perhaps meekness is good for the pilgrim who only wants to arrive and complete the journey.

Monday, March 22, 2010

I think I finally found my babe: the SAMSUNG Omnia Pro B7610

After looking around of a replacement mobile set for my faithful but aged Samsung Omnia (2007), I almost settled on the arguably good but not the latest tech platform in the HTC HD2, and that was aftering feeling I had to settle for the S$997 (now promo-priced at S$879) Samsung Omnia HD. So my brother Chris - a tech-geek - says that I should away the Windows 7 mobile OS, which should be available by year-end. I don't know if Windows Mobile is worth waiting for, because with the Omnia I use, I had to bear with a great deal of problems, particularly when tapping the touchscreen to accept a call. Then, just last month, I checked the website and decided to upgrade the firmware, which included a revised version of Windows 6.1, which the Omnia uses. To my surprise, the firmware upgrade resulted in much better performance, and most importantly, after about 2.5 years of usage, the ability to reliably pull the phone out of its protective leather sleeve and answer the incoming call without a hitch. Now, finally, after two over years, I actually answer my phone calls directly off the phone. You may wonder why I did not dump the phone earlier. Firstly, because I was told it was a software problem, and secondly, the phone did cost a lot of money - even though it was less than the first version iPhone impported from the USA. While speaking to a M1 mobile phone sales promoter at Funan Centre, he did remind me that the Omnia is in fact a goood phone except for the touchscreen troubles, but that could be corrected with the firmware upgrade. I did upgrade the firmware twice before and this cursory mention motivated me to spontaneously download the latest upgrade available off the mobile support site. That aside, the question now is whether I would still be happy to hold on to this old sweatshop. She's not a beauty anymore but her size is perfect for the vest pocket and phone pocket in my shoulderbag. The downside is that she can't play any of the digital movies I have downloaded for my mobile phone, even with the DivX registration. The problem is that the phone memory is too small, and only the useless Touch Player works off the storage card memory (16GB), and the additional 2GB microSD card. So, I am reviewing all the phones right now to find my new babe. I think I found it in the newly arrived SAMSUNG Omnia Pro B7610 I had a look at just today at the phone showroom, and a chance to play with the menu and options at the M1 licensed store at B1 Plaza Singapura. Oddly enough, the distibutor shop had a model to play with, minus SIM Card, but the Samsung Showroom did not. Makes you wonder who actually manages the Samsung brand customer service and showroom in Singapore, because I get the ickie feeling after dealing with them for my Blu-Ray player and other appliances, that it's a licensed company that is authorised to act as the Samsung agent here. Complaint about the agent aside, it's really now about how reliable and good this product is. Here are the specifications: General: GSM 850/900/1800/1900 MHz, UMTS 900/2100 MHz, HSDPA 3.6Mbps Form factor: Full QWERTY side-slider Dimensions: 112.6 x 57.8 x 16.2 mm, 159g Display: 3.5" 16M color (65K effective) resistive AMOLED touchscreen of WVGA resolution OS: Windows Mobile 6.1 (upgradable to 6.5), TouchWiz 2.0 UI Memory: 1GB built-in storage, 256 MB RAM, hot-swappable microSD (up to 16GB) CPU: 800 MHz processor with dedicated graphics accelerator Camera: 5 megapixel auto-focus, with dual LED flash and VGA video at 30 fps Connectivity: Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 2.0 with A2DP, standard microUSB port, GPS receiver with A-GPS, TV out, 3.5mm standard audio jack Misc: Accelerometer for screen auto rotate and turn-to-mute, FM radio with RDS, DivX/XviD video support, work and leisure modes Battery: 1500mAh Li-Ion battery The assorted reviews are generally good, and the only complaints may be about specific preferences. For now, the verdict is out, and this is my babe!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

HD Smartphones (No secret which I like powered by Symbian) Vivaz Pro ups the ante, HTC HD2 slips

I earlier blogged how I shamelessly gushed over the AMOLED screen of the SAMSUNG HD smartphone with its large internal memory space (32GB, expandable). After the World Mobile show last month, Sony Ericsson unveiled their new Vivaz and Vivaz Pro, with QWERTY keyboard. Also powered by Symbian (3 or 2?) it has a 8.1MP camera and full touch sensitive HD screen, although this model has not moved to AMOLED which most other top-end smartphones are likely to shift to by year-end. So this means that the SAMSUNG by OS, internal memory, touch-screen quality, size and slimness, is still top of the list. What puzzles me though is that SAMSUNG developers have not: (a) created a mini-USB remote keyboard (this allows for the full screen to be used for Internet surfing and viewing) with 3D trackball for thumb and finger usage; and, (b) a desktop docking station for pro-use with full size handset and stereo speakers so that you can charge it and use it on the desktop. Finally, one feature the HTC HD2 does which is smart is to allow the laptop or several devices to connect to it for data-transfer and 3G internet access. Presently, this is not a need or concern for me, as I have a 3G dongle and smartchip which can be used in the phone as well. So, the SAMSUNG HD it is still, except that at the IT Show this week at Suntec City, there is no special deal from the telcos for this model, and at full price, it's about SGD900.00, though that is less costly than the first iPhone or the current Omnia I am using...

Monday, March 08, 2010

Improved look S$110 China-made Bicycle that rocks better

Now after the sticker job... looks like a million bucks. Okay, maybe not. Still, it's money well spent!

Contemplate this: click picture to learn more!

That doggie next to the ginger puss is really cute...

S$110 China-made Bicycle worth the ride

Getting around on a bicycle in Singapore has never been so popular. Thanks, in part, to the foreign nationals taking to this mode of transport and making it all seemingly convenient and practical, which it is.
I have enjoyed my custom-built TREK bike with Easton Rims but it's just too expensive for me to scoot around in Singapore roads during the day and leave it on the sidewalk while I get into the mall or church. The bike is built for speed and racing, not commuting. So, after a year and half of abstinence, it is enough penance even for the most ardent pedestrian. I decided to respond to a long harboured impulse. There seemed like no good second hand bicycles were available - checked out the Cold Storage notice boards and even Cash Converters (you never know!). I dropped by Benson's bicycle shop at Lorong Five Toa Payoh, and asked him for a S$90 bike. He also showed me the S$110 version with a slightly better quality rim. It looked great. So, I got it fixed up with a few more add-ons, and later on bought LED lights for safety, and rode it home. Later in the afternoon, I rode it to East Coast Park via the Bishan park connector when I realised that one third of the Bishan Park was closed for works. The PCN was very badly done. It looked like the designers/planned only fixed it as a clear line on the map and never took seriously how smooth the flow ought to be for anyone on wheels, whether in a wheelchair, inline skates or urban bicycle. There were five crossings involving carrying the bicycle up or stopping and getting off the seat, and worst of all, a portion where it PCN disappeared into a series of private road lanes and onto a narrow sidewalk. This is simply bad public planning and does nothing to boast of the successful concept only in parts, and neglected in others.
Nonetheless, it did mean getting to East Coast Park for the most part in a safe way, and without the buses and cars cutting in front of you. I rode all the way to the Bedok jetty near Tanah Merah and back, in very short time and with glee. It says it all. I finally have a commute bike I am not afraid to have locked at the side of a mall or sidewalk.

The SAMSUNG Omnia HD I8910 - my dream mobile just waiting to get into my hands...

No secret that I have been a SAMSUNG mobile fan, when NOKIA was still leading the pack, and right before iPhones were launched in the US. It all happened first with the ultra thin, and light, Blackjack by SAMSUNG. I literally threw my Nokia phone away to get it. It was unbelievably light, smart, fast, took very good 2.5MB pictures and its keyboard was perfect for texting.
After the Blackjack, I moved to the iPhone and spat out S$1399 for the 16GB version, which when it hung, I brought it to the shop at Lucky Plaza and the chaps there stole it. I couldn't do anything about it. Imagine turning up to collect it after it was supposed to have been upgraded (firmware), and they just tell you that it "died" and there is nothing you can do about it. I am convinced that the kid there, Kelvin, who was constantly trying to borrow money from me, had flicked it for cash.
So, lessons learnt: parallel import phones are fine if you really want to be an early adopter, but the earliest adopters who are selling these phones are going to scam you, like it or not, particularly becareful because they look like Zac Efron when they all smile. Other lesson learnt: you are never really the early adopter. There are always others ahead of you and they ultimately are going to make a buck out of you. So, picking and choosing your tech platform after awhile, and choosing something which reflects what you do and use, means waiting a bit more. Finally, emotional intelligence has caught up with me and this means, delaying gratification somewhat.
But I can't resist anymore. Everything about this SAMSUNG Omnia is what I want in a phone. I bought the first Omnia after dishing the iPhone and trying various mobiles inbetween, including the new Nokia E71 (disappointing like HELL except for the bronze back cover). The Omnia was simply ahead of its time.
It has been three years since and I have been aching for a new phone and wondering what next. Then last year, SAMSUNG released the new HD I8910 model with the AMOLED screen, which meant correcting the first problem I noticed about the current Omnia and all other touch screen phones - because the displays disappear in bright sunlight. Next, the screen sensitivity was corrected - apparently because of the software issue in the first series, where you try and answer the phone but the slow response results in the call being cut off. It is amazing that I lived with this problem for so long. Third, that the MS Windows Mobile 6.1 is fraught with problems including taking up so much of the phone's basic memory that when you update the Calendar and other content, the next time you synch with the PC, it hangs. It is not the MS Windows Mobile Centre platform itself; it is the way developers and software creators have just not given enough buffer in their rush to get the products out to earn cash for shareholders. No one's fault by today's greed standards, granted that sucker-consumers like I would want to buy stuff early just to use and test the latest technologies. Crash test dumbies that pay for stuff!
Now, finally, the Omnia uses Symbian and that is plainly perfect. I think the only other tech platform I am a bit weary of is the DixV multi-format playback in video. There's something pretty fishy about how they operate and I think it will soon be made known.
It is still a tad too expensive, but I think I will get around to forking out the cash somehow. The Omnia I am using is simply "dying" and its memory is just too tight, resulting in it hanging. I really need to get out of the MS Windows Mobile platform. I tried the Android in the Samsung Spica Galaxy and it failed to impress. Well, nothing like a little more time to await and find out more, or if a new version is in the flanks.
Some things are worth waiting for...

Sunday, March 07, 2010

A politically insensitive follow-up: my old new favourite: Perry Ellis America

I understand if you think I am politically insensitive.
But it just so happened that I chanced on this classic fragrance and got a bottle of it and just love it.
It is so easily to gravitate to those engineered fragrances with an overpowering sweetness and strong top notes, like Armani Code. There are great fragrances, for sure, like Hermes Terra and so forth. I did not say I don't use or don't like them.
But I have always like the crispness of Perry Ellis, and when I think of the late designer's clothing line, I think of my days visiting LA, San Francisco and Hawaii. Almost a naval crispness to the colours and cool fabrics. And that typical Perry Ellis sauve look so easy on the eye.
But America turned up to be wonderful on the skin for all day use, and great after the gym, too, for the tropics.
So, although it's no new discovery, it gets my vote, having got my attention - pure olfactory sensation.

Singaporeans Actually Do STINK: try our packed trains to decide for yourself

You probably can't understand this if you are usually in the driver seat of your favourite car, or any car, day in and out. But the one thing which 'stinks' in Singapore is the squeeze in the public trains especially in the evening between 6.30 pm and 7.30 pm, and then again between 9 pm and 10 pm, the latter being the retail crowd being done with their window shopping and somesuch. It is just that the trains are packed with people like sardines - an expression that is all quite an anchronism because if you have seen a sardine can lately, it's mostly sauce and air - well, let's say "spam". But that the people in the trains actually have rather bad odour, body odour actually. Yes, the truth is out, Singaporeans SMELL and they STINK after work. It may be the salty diet, the problem with water (we have to buy it and worry about it every day, and even created our very own New Water recycled from our sewer through very savvy osmosis). The folks from China understandly are not used to bathing regularly; Singaporeans shower at night and some do not. The latter wake up in the morning, and in the crispness of the morning, you can smell their overnight sweat from three metres away... Nowadays, most of the Indian (or Pakistani) contract labourers bathe and dress well after their day in the open, and kudos to them, they do smell good, with washed shoes and all. The Chinese labourers are entirely at ease with their sandy and mud-stained boots, sweat stained and dried shirts crumpled from the whole day's use. Then, there are those white collar workers - lean and overweight - men and women - all sorts, who spring a surprise on you when they have to jostle right next to you and the first awkward feeling you experience is their wet or sweaty skin when their arms brush against yours. Nothing you can do about it, really! Or, when the air is suddenly pinched with a staleness from oily sweat and growing bacteria spilling out methaneous waste. Your noise is instantly hit and you feel like you are trapped in some sort of modern gas chamber with a sense of the end being very near as you fight off asphyxia from holding your breath just too long. Then, all of a sudden, you have to open your mouth to breathe and let the air escape into your hurt lungs: I pretend to yawn. Is there anything we can do about this? Do a "drink more water" campaign, remind people to "smell good" with perfume and colonge posters in the subway? Make EDT part of the investment in Singaporean hygiene? Review our diet, invest in R&D and find out if there is such a thing as a smelly gene (to help some people cease to propagate themselves) or if there are reasons why some people have such gut troubles not related to a high protein diet? Singaporeans may otherwise have another problem if no one wants to admit to this phenomena: being perfect ostriches with our heads stuck in the ground - we don't want to deal with this. May be we need ionisers in our public transports. No wonder the buses do smell better, even if the commuters may not. Thankfully, most buses don't get to be as packed like SPAM as the trains. If not in a hurry these days, I skip the trains in those packed evenings, and saunter around to get aboard a spacious ride or take the bus.